Thoughts Everyone Has Had In The Shower

1Is there any way I can shower without taking my cosy PJ’s off? Way. Too. Cold.

2Gok babe, we need you. HOW can we look good naked? *Jiggles*

3Oh holy moly this water feels so good.

4Is this what it’s like to shower in a waterfall? It’ll save a few pennies and the environment not to have to visit Niagra Falls for the experience. What a Green Goddess I am.

5*Flashback to embarrassing situation that happened about 9 years ago and thinks of all the ways I could’ve had a comeback to the humiliating situation* Cry.

6This is a great time to be alive. Shampoo in a BAR. I don’t like it. I LOVE IT. This has got The Wow Factor.

7Is someone watching me?

8Is it actually normal for this amount of hair to fall out? Am I going bald? Eek!

9What would happen if I slipped over right now and knocked myself out and didn’t realise until I was looking up at a paramedic all doe eyed then realised I was naked.

10Oh.My.Days. This hair mask smells amazing.

11I don’t know what shower gel to use. Do I want to feel invigorated? Revitalised? Refreshed? Or just darn good enough to eat. Too many choices.

12Is it actually possible to properly clean your back. I’m going to create a massive shower sponge that sticks to the tiles for this purpose alone. Entrepreneurial plans at an all time high.

13Scrub, scrub, scrub ma bod, gently till it gleams.

14I GOT THE EYE OF THE TIGER, A FIGHTER, DANCING THROUGH THE FIRE, CAUSE I AM A CHAMPION, AND YOU’RE GONNA HEAR ME ROOOOOOAAAAAAR-OAR-OAR-OAR-OAR-OAROAR…

15I should shave my legs. Let’s be real though, who ACTUALLY shaves their legs at this time of the year? Not me. Nope. Nada.

16Oh geez. Someone actually is watching me. There’s a shadow…SOS SEND HELP.

Oh wait. It’s just the dog. *Mental reminder to close the door next time*

17I don’t want to get out. Way. Too. Warm.

18Let’s keep this party going. *Grabs toothbrush* Brushing your teeth is an OK thing to do in the shower, right?

19SHUT UP SMOKE ALARM THERE’S NOT A FIRE I JUST SPENT TOO LONG IN THE SHOWER AND IT’S ALL STEAMY. SHHH SHHH SHHHHHHH.

20Aaaaaaaand I forgot my towel. Fab.

With Lots of Bomb Love,sam

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